A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
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Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotary Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be
wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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Ramu : Hey Somu, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to
Suthi..?
Somu : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software
engineer...
Somu : how do you say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new
kind of RAM in the market!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Somu : How do you say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to
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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time
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1 comment:
hahahah. Nice post.
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